Anti BloGging Association: FuNnY BuNnY

Although we used to hate fastlink, and make fun of it the whole time, but now we miss fastlink, I do, and I hate the new name; Zain. It's so gulfy and stupid! Fastlink was a creative name, Zain is a stupid name for a mobile provider! Zain is a girl's name! What will happen to all of those girls who's name is Zain! Imagine all the jokes that can be told and will be told!

Oh and that ugly logo, oh my god! It's like some cheap wedding theme, or someone threw up! It's really UGLY!

I want Fastlink BACK. Zain sucks.

Am fine with Mobilecom becoming Orange.

Test-Driven Development in Microsoft .NET

By: James W. Newkir, Alexie A. Vorontsov

"Direct security context propagation by using connections to the database. Using this approach requires creating data-base login accounts for the ASP.NET user principals."

I tag all my old friends who don't visit my blog anymore :(

Well... you thought you have seen it all... but this is really new!!!

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/4402056/detail.html?qs=;s=2;w=320

I really like penguins.... poor little things....

5 people who top your shit list….. And why:

1- My Graduation project supervisor, i hate that egyptian prof, i hope he dies so i would go and dance on his grave, the bloody bastard.

2- 3amro Diab, i hate this guy, why doesn't he go sing in the graveyard? somebody should actually kick this guy's ass, i hate him, and i hate his boring songs, they suck! Big time!

3- el m7ajjabat elli belbaso dayyeg, w beda5no, when i see one bekoon nefsi ad3as-ha bel sayyara.

4- liars, i hate them, one lie, 2 lies, y3ni meshan alla!

5- stupid jordanian drivers, yesterday i fought with a pickup driver and he 6alla3 el sha77a6a men el shobbak, w ana 6alla3tello madrab el baseball, el mohem shallafet bel a5er la2anhom 5 w ana la7ali.

6- when u r waiting on a traffic light and someone comes by from the left lane that is used for a U-turn and wants to go straight, dayman ba7shorhom 3al jazeera, thats why i fought with the pickup guy.

7- the guy who used to beat me up in school, if i see him now, am gonna kick his sweet lil ass goodbye!

8- I hate everyone who got more than me in tawjeeehi, i hate u! 5alla9et jam3a w ahli lessa garfeeni 3ashan mo3addal el tawjeeehi!

9- I hate people who tell u why dont u rakkeb spoilarat lal sayyara, w edhan sayyartak ya zalameh, w bedallo yetfalsafo w henneh sayyarat-hom zbaaleh aw 7atta ma ma3hom sayyarat!

10- El shyooo5 welli bedallo yefto, y3ni meshaan el falafel, alla a36ana mo5 3ashan enfakker feee, so thank you i dont need fataweeko el tafha.

ah sorry nseet enhom 5, bas 7awalet a56e9er

Close brushes with death/danger:

mmm... i had a bad car accident more than 2 years ago, seat belt saved me, the guy in the other car passed away, alla yer7amo.

5 Preferable modes of suicide, in descending order:

ok, guys, don't try shooting yourself in the mouth because the bullet might hit one of your teeth and change its direction and u will end up paralized, not dead, which sucks big time!

i almost tried to commit suicide by hitting a wall by my dad's car, but at the last minute i remembered this is a volvo man, it will hit the wall and keep on going, and i'll end up getting my ass kicked, that was in 2001

If i wanted to commit suicide i would wanna be fired in a very fast speed into the sky and then to space and into the sun! cool aa? wanna join me? limited seats available.

5 Guilty pleasures:

1- Eating yumi food, deserts, w manasef, joo3aaaaaan!

2- spending time with her, ya i still love her :S

3- driving at high speeds, police catch me if u can u morons, i know where u hide, parking tickets are for loosers OK, try catching me by your stupic radar, 9 months since u've done that.

4- i wanna marry kol banat el denya el 7elweeen, beddi eyyahom kolhom.

5- i wish Carmageddon was real, so i can ad3as el pedestrains el seg3een, they r asking for it! i wanna af3a9hom w a6ar6esh damhom hahaha, ma 3ada el cute uni girls elli bekoono ray7een el sobo7 3al jam3a, ya 7aram sho wazaweeez (this is 7assan's word).

5 things you never want to forget:
1: my last birthday, best day ever ever.

2: when i found 5 jds in jabal el konoooz, bano 3amara honak.

3: the days when me and ali 3baidat used to go out in our adventures, ok sometimes we end up in ma5far el shmeesani, w most the time mne6awash, bas really best days, walla abu 3baidat 5ayyeee el a9leee.

4: first time i saw her, when she came out of the car, i was thinking, ah haay eli? eli ana!

5- adrenaline rush when i go pass 160, it feels good!

5 things you wish to forget:

1: my first kiss.

2: my car accident.

3: the bad things i did in my life, but if i 4get those, i might do them again, fa 5ala9 5alleena metzakreenhom a7san.

4: the beatings i got in school hehe

5: the things i tell people i love when i fight with them.

5 really exotic dishes you have tried: As a Vegetarian

am not a vegetarian, w mish faahem el ge99a bel zab6, bas eza fi mansaf, AM IN!

ba7eb kol el akel el zaaki, w kol el deserts w ba7eb el chocolates, w ba9rof no9 ratbi akel wel baagi banzeen.

5 crushes/loves in your life… in chronological order

1- Aya K., Kg1

2- Ameera el sagheera, Kg2

3- Kol banat saffi bel madraseh.

4- The physics teacher, she was hot.

5- Loves, Eman, i dunno how it happend in a few minutes, w etdammarna w haik.

6- Loves, i loved all the girls i dated throughout the years.

7 - dudzy.

Strangest dream you ever had:

I dream about 5 times each night, a dream i remember is one that is close to stargate SG1, i think i should write what happened in that dream and make it into a movie, the graphics were great and the story was really good.

In many dreams i have i keep thinking that i have three more courses to go to finish uni, and when i wake up i think of it and go take a look at my BSc to make sure of it.

5 most valued personal possessions:
1: My car.
2: My ATM card.
3: My humps hahahah...kidding
4: My heart.

5: well...i dont have anything really important, i lost all the valued possessions.

5 favorite superheroes….. and why:

1- Hazeem el ra3d hahhaaa... 7derto 3al tawjeeehi... 6age3

2- Chez Guevara

3- All rally drivers and motorcycles drivers.

4- Abu el 7orooooof hahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

5- Jack ass guys, they rock!

6 - Bruce willis in Armageddon, "Harry, you're the man!"